Sunday, April 26, 2015

I know I am extremely late to posting this, but I would be remiss if I didn't post this eventually, since this is THE archive for nosepicking and sporting events. This is just some next level shit here, ladies and gentlemen. He didn't know the woman, he had just picked his nose and he was deliberate. He was focused. And most importantly he didn't run off like some nosepicking coward. He savored the fact that he was wiping a fresh booger on the poor lady's head. This is definitely an All-Timer. Not for the technique, but rather for the proceeding actions. While Mark Sanchez did it on a bigger stage wiping his booger on Mark Brunell, this may trump it for the sheer audacity of this wipe. God Bless you, random Everton fan. You have raised the bar for nosepickers around the country and condolences to the lady getting wiped on. I'm sure she is a lovely lady but for now she takes this loss.

As a side note I'd like to thank [name redacted] for the generous donation to the APTN coffers, helping keep this glorious website afloat for another year. May your karma be good and your nostrils forever clear.