Monday, June 24, 2013

David Beckham looking dreamy when others look ugly

David Beckham always seems to pull of what others can't. I'm anti-fauxhawk. Beckham pulls it off. I am anti-underarmor tanktops. Backham makes it look sexy. Even picking his nose, a practice generally looked down upon by society, Beckham looks like he's posing for a GQ magazine shoot. What is the secret? How can achieve this level? It's not fair, he gets so much while people like me get so little. I pick my nose I get mocked. He picks his nose and all I want to do is tell him how handsome he is. I look dirty, he makes it look rugged. Oh Becks... Teach me please...





(Thank you Ian King for the link and smosh.com for the picture)