Wednesday, March 20, 2013

HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING NOSEPICK.

This. This man. If anyone has information on who this is I would love to talk to him. This is the motherfucking man. All I can say. THIS FUCKING MAN. FUCK this is great.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

LeBron picking his nose during his DUNK over Jason Terry

NMAtv, the geniuses behind the animation recapping NBA news, released evidence of this LeBron nosepick last night that I seemed to miss. I watched the game and apparently this happened during the posterization of Jason Terry. I watched the replay a hundred times and I never caught on to this glory. NMAtv is clearly sharper than me. They managed to capture this LeBron nosepick middunk. LeBron has been playing out of his mind this year, clearly establishing himself as the best player in the NBA. Not content to just win a Gold Medal, NBA Championship, MVP, Finals MVP, and the second longest winning streak ever, LeBron decided to establish himself as the best nosepicker in the NBA. Solid form, classic pointer finger, head held high beaming with pride, but most importantly he is doing this MIDDUNK. The level of athleticism needed to pull this off is inhuman. Step aside mere mortals. The man is a tank and wants every accolade out there. There is no stopping him. Get out of his way, LITTLE BOYS.


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Monday, March 4, 2013

Twitter comes through in the clutch

Finally we get to see a little rivalry with the nosepicks. A Wildcat fan (@broadfootk) posted this picture to twitter pointing out that nosepicking is universal and crosses rivalry lines. After the epic Henriquez nosepick, Bill Self decided to get in on the action. He gets credit for the facial contortions needed to accomplish this relatively simple nosepick. He applied the pointer finger, but in a slightly unique twist with the semi swipe. In this rivalry though, I must side with Kansas State, in a decision that really wasn't too difficult considering how blown away I was by Henriquez's pick. Either way, it's clear college basketball is amping up for March Madness, put on your seatbelts guys and gals.








P.S. Here's a bonus Bill Self nosepick video, sneaking one in during the tournament last year. Although in this one I can't look away from how fucking big his watch is.