Tuesday, November 27, 2012

A sad, sad snapshot of the NBA today

In the holiday spirit, I give ya'll 2 posts in one day. Because I love you guys. Every single one of you fans. YOU too, even though you smell bad.

This was a post I saw on facebook celebrating 1/8th of the season so far for the Knicks. When you know you're getting eliminated in the first round, you take what you can get.

Rodney Stuckey is pictured in the background trying to sneak one past us. We see you. It's obvious. If you're going to do it, don't be ashamed. Embrace it. I hope to see a little more pride out of you next time, Rodney.

The Tale of Two Nosepicks

What's up shitbirds? Have a good Turkey Day? I know for me it was fantastic. Food and Football. Gluttony and Watching large men in tights throw themselves at each other. What could be more Amurican. So while you were filling your fat face, some people worked to bring you material. For you. The fans.

During the Patriots/Jets game, we had really just a miserable game. The Patriots embarassed the Jets. When things were bleak competitively, the quarterbacks decided to have a side competition themselves. The nosepick once again sums up the personalities so perfectly. Up top we have Mark Sanchez. Lackadaisical, aloof, wallowing, with his lazy clamp nosepick. Mouth agape, staring upwards, as he wonders what he's doing out there.
Below we have Tom Brady. Focused. Forehead furrowed. Mouth pursed. You can see the force he's applying, pinching with authority with his clamp nosepick.  You don't just mush your nose and expect results. SANCHEZ. You bring the focus to a point. This is why Brady is a 3-time Super Bowl winner. You don't slack off. In Anything. This includes nosepicks. SANCHEZ. SANCHEZ. SANCHEZ. We want Tebow.

Happy Belated Thanksgiving ya'll. (Shout out to Soo-Min Shin for the image captures)

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Jim Boeheim and the throwaway nosepick

Earlier this year, Jim Boeheim was caught picking his nose during the Big East Tournament. I have to say I am disappointed to see such poor form out of Coach. This is the kind of lazy nosepick that gets you eliminated from the tournament early, as his teams are prone to do. The pinky is not the most effective tool to use and he just nonchalantly picks his nose without any regard to form or effectiveness. No passion. No heart. No hustle. He's 67 and maybe the years are starting to wear on him, because his teams and his nosepicks just aren't cutting it anymore. He may be talented, but without hard work his nosepicks will always be second rate. Set an example for your team, Coach! I want to see the determination that wins national champions! Because when you slack on your nosepicks, your teams slack in response. Show some respect.

Courtesy of throwtheflagblog.com

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