Friday, March 16, 2012

March Mothafuckin' Madness ya'll

It's that time of ye

ar again. When the hopes and dreams of hundreds of fragile young men are shattered in front of millions of people. Love that schadenfreude. Err I mean I respect the hustle and passion. In that spirit we have a nosepick tipped off by fan Patrick Zayas and captured by the lovely Safia Ibrahim.
It's nice to see so much religious devotion in a nosepick. Cultures used to offer a sacrifice to the gods when praying and although a miracle was not in store for Davidson, this bench player offered a sacrifice of his own as if to say "it's all I have to offer".
Refusing to unclasp his hands (because everyone knows that's prayer bad luck) this player smoothly transitioned to the prayer nosepick. Often used by juveniles in the church setting it is underutilized in the sports setting and I for one am glad to see the emergence of other nosepicking techniques. Its almost enough to make a man go to church. Then again basketball is on..

Saturday, March 10, 2012

APTN gets its first interview

Thanks go to Tom Kelly for the promotion. Check it out in all its glorious awkwardness. Stay tuned for more nosepicks, coming up. And follow us on twitter at because who doesn't love incessant groveling to celebrities? Don't lie to me America

Friday, March 9, 2012

I'm not exactly sure what happened last night

But APTN got some much needed exposure, really been trying to break into the thursday night comedy club attendee demographic, and yesterday was a big breakthrough. Tom Kelly, after disapproving of my choice of sock wear, dealt with my awkwardness and allowed for a shoutout for my site to occur during his set. It was beautiful.

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