Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Darron Thomas and the small victories in life

Fresh off of the national championship (with people already looking up the Oregon player who picked his nose) we have Darron Thomas, The Ducks quarterback, going in for an index finger as his team is being defeated by Auburn and Cam Newton who remained nose-pickless. Thank goodness for ESPN3 because I missed this at first, only paying marginal attention to the game because it was known to be over by then. Luckily my perceptive fans were paying attention and caught it. Darron Thomas goes for the full index which is refreshing to see with a stream of wipes and swipes coming in I thought people simply stopped using this technique while playing sports on live tv. So while Cam Newton gets a national championship, adoration of millions of people, all the women he could want, millions of dollars on top of the hundreds of thousands he has already received for his amateur career, Darron Thomas gets a feature on Athletes Picking Their Noses. We all know the real winner here.

5 comments:

  1. F**cking awesome bro, this is brilliant.

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  2. Thanks for the love, we appreciate all our fans here

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  3. This is without a doubt one of the best nose-picks I've ever seen. The half-closed, lolled-back eyes, the open mouth, how he's dead center of the frame, the fact that it's in HD, the tied game and time remaining... it just doesn't get any better than this.

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  4. THIS IS NOT FUNNY AND SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO BE POSTED AND VIEWED BY FANS NO MATTER "WHO" IT IS!

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  5. Whoa Sharon, it's all love, do you have any nosepicks you'd like to share with us? We could always use more content

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