Merry Christmas all! In the spirit of the giving season, King Santa James and I are blessing all my fans with 3 nosepicks today. Don't say I never give you guys anything. In this time of spreading joy, even Bill Belichick couldn't help but get into the spirit with a long swipe after Benjarvus Green-Ellis scored a touchdown. As you come to expect with Billy, he does things a bit differently. He runs a tight ship but he lets loose here with a pick unseen on this site so far. He raised his hand and brought it down in an impressive motion. (I will try to put video up shortly) This man, who is dubbed a football genius, clearly has a flair for the dramatic and an innovative approach to nosepicking.
On that note, Merry Christmas everyone! May your days be merry and your nostrils clear!
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
"There comes a time is every game, every moment, every walk of life, when noses get stuffed...First with gross natural things..followed by ones fingers, resulting in easy breathing even with ones mouth closed. As a Division 1 athlete there are plenty of times when I'm a bit too busy to grab a tissue or ask a friend...so what else can I do to get rid of that stuffy feeling. I have nowhere else to turn in the heat of the moment other than to my trusted index friend. He has the ability to wipe away the troubles like nothing and no one else can at such short notice. So kids, parents, nagging old ladies, embrace the index, have a dig and you too can experience the magic...the magic of easy breathing, the magic of nonconformity, and the magic of witnessing an athlete picking their nose...then getting paid.
Thank you for your time,
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Good news my devoted and insatiable fans, your favorite blog, athletespickingtheirnoses.blogspot.com will soon be moving to a slightly shorter domain name at athletespickingtheirnoses.com. I am currently in the process of transferring it all over, so stay tuned. When it is fully up I will let you know so you can all change your homepages accordingly. In the mean time here's Tom Coughlin at his press conference, after his team blew the game in a fantastically horrendous way, picking his nose in shame.
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
For all you new fans who have been coming here because you searched "Colin Cowherd looks like a rat" or in many cases are interested in the Manning brothers picking their noses, welcome to the family. Feel free to contribute, comment, and follow on twitter