Thursday, September 16, 2010

Peyton Manning picking his nose because Peyton Manning can

It's football season everyone! Is anyone else as excited as I am for physically debilitating injuries, concussions, steroid-fueled rage, and of course Jesus? While the NFL likes to keep their possessions under a dehumanizing helmet so people won't begin to get the idea of having sympathy for the players, we here at APTN like our athletes with their faces out in the open and their fingers in their noses.

To the left we see Peyton Manning going with the pointer finger pick and looking straight into the camera. It's almost a challenge to the viewer to try to judge him. Millions of dollars in salary and endorsements means this man is practically untouchable. The only way he could lose those endorsements would be if he was either a closet sex fiend, a murderer, or running an illegal dog-fighting ring, but really the losing of endorsements would be conditional on him becoming black first.
So go ahead, judge him for this nose pick, he doesn't care. He feeds off of it. The judgments only strengthen him. Do you feel it? Do you feel his gaze penetrating your very soul? Making you look inward, because you know you are a nose-picker yourself as well as reminding you of that one time you stole some candy from Walgreens, even though it was only once and you always told yourself that you would give the money back to them eventually but you never actually did, so the guilt rises up and starts eating away at your very being? Do you feel all of this, all while he's picking his nose? Do not mess with Peyton Manning. I have to go call my therapist.

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    รวมทั้งความน่าดึงดูดใจของเกม SLOT ข้างในเว็บไซต์ pg slot ของพวกเรานั้นยังคงมีอีกเยอะมาก ที่พวกเราอยากที่จะให้นักเล่นการพนันสายนี้ทุกคนได้ทดลองเข้าไปสัมผัสด้วยตัวเองอยู่ คนใดกันที่ยังมิได้สมัครเข้ามาเป็นสมาชิกก็สามารถสมัครได้เลยตลอด 1 วันด้วยวิธีการสมัครที่ไม่ยุ่งยากใช้เวลานิดหน่อยก็เสร็จสิ้นสมบูรณ์แล้ว

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