Ok so I know he's not picking his nose, it's pretty clear in the video, but I rewatched an entire Cardinals/Mariners game and I'll be damned if I don't get something out of it, especially since the entire game Pujols was rubbing around his nose. The fucking tease, I paused it at least 4 times because I thought he had picked his nose, only to find that he was just wiping sweat away. so now I hope when someone googles Albert Pujols, one result is this page that says that "Albert Pujols clearly picks his nose"
A website dedicated to finding, archiving and presenting athletes picking their noses. Enjoy. If you have any pictures you'd like me to share, please feel free to email me at email@example.com or comment or even like if you're a stumbler.
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