Monday, March 29, 2010

Pat Pat eats his way to victory

A disappointing end to the bracket, with the website having a seizure proclaiming Obama the winner, when I had been tracking the results, and the site switching the votes somehow. Obama stole the bracket like he stole the nomination. So I am making an executive decision and proclaiming Pattrick Paterson the winner. Congratulations Pat Pat, I hope this takes away the sting of losing in the tourney and your future lackluster NBA career.

Once again, your winner:
Clearly Pat Pat analyzing the booger and diving in gave him the victory over Obama's thumb slide. I think it is a deserving winner, and wish him luck in any future nose-picking endeavors. I will wait with bated breath.

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