Wednesday, March 3, 2010

John Danks goes knuckle deep

Clearly baseball players have the most problems when it comes to their nasal passages. There must be something about the clay (and crushing boredom) that requires them to constantly be clearing their noses out. John Danks, after a perfectly below average game must've been awfully stuffed up because the man is knuckle deep trying to get that guy out. Danks had one thing on his mind: needing to pick his nose and didn't care who saw it, not even bothering to pretend to be doing something else or looking around to make sure no one is looking. Luckily he was smart enough to not use his pitching arm, because who knows what happens when you get that deep up there

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