Sunday, February 28, 2010
Kobe! When Kobe does anything, he strives to be the best. When he's driving, he goes at least 100. He's the first one in the gym and last one watching film. He doesn't have time for losers and certainly has too much to do to waste time looking for tissues. Kobe is seen here warming up for a game and picking his nose (better than anyone else has), multitasking to stay at the top. Kobe works harder than anyone else to improve his game, so it will be exciting to see how he improves his nose-picking for future generations to marvel at.
With March Madness beginning soon, I think it's time to pull up an old favorite. Patrick Patterson of Kentucky back in '07 picking a booger, analyzing it's quality, deciding its edible and diving in. You know it's only national television, but don't worry Pat Pat, your secret's safe with me.
It's only right that I feature A-Poon as the first nose-picking. Look at those purple lips smirking as the 'roided arms reach for the gold. Thank you A-Poon for this picture, I know I will see more of you here as the years go on.
The beautiful thing about the internet is that it allows a niche to find a home and allows it to reach a large audience. If cats that type with poor grammar and spelling can become popular, anything is possible with the internet. I have searched long and hard for a collection of athletes picking their noses (quick google search) and have not found it. There is a website dedicated to drunken athletes which I applaud but I feel like this niche needs to be addressed. So here it is. A website dedicated to finding, archiving and presenting athletes picking their noses. Enjoy. If you have any pictures you'd like me to share, please feel free to email me at firstname.lastname@example.org